F1 2016 Constructors & Drivers – S3

IVX DESIIRE

Mike's Nephew.
Watches Teletubby re-runs whilst shouting at his mam to fetch him food & drink. When he shows, a solid racer who gets to the end when he can. We secretly think he's either Hen Pecked by his Mrs (if he is courting of course) or he's actually Mike as they're hardly seen in the same lobby together.
Controller: Unknown

THE GAMER GURU47

An Unknown.
Like the Stig himself, no-one knows an awful lot about this person. Male or Female, it is unknown. All we know is that he's in a Mercedes. Allegedly one of Nealson's mates. Yet to be confirmed.
Controller: Unknown

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PCOTGRAVE

Admin of the site.
Slow and steady wins the race. Experienced his best finish in 2 years in F1 2016 S2 in the Toro Rosso last time out. Total crap other seasons. Alcoholic.
Controller: Logitech G920 Wheel and Pedals

YORKIE BLADES

Global Moderator
Bags of talent in his youth. Streamlined and aerodynamic skull allows for speed through straights.
Controller: MS Xbox Elite Pad

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CBALL98

Steward for F1.
Changes his mobile phone tech like its a pair of socks. Always happy to provide input whether good or bad, and is a solid driver who has shown he can mix it with the top half of the Championship over the seasons be it with or without Assists. One of the calmest Xbox Gamers we've ever come across - emotion is seemingly non-existant when driving.
Controller: Pad

FORZAGUY156

Enjoyed my first win in the league at Baku in Season 1 of 2016, always try to finish but usually end up in a wall.
Contoller: Pad

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BIGWILL369

Swansea City fanatic
Likes - F1 & sheep
Dislikes traffic jams & Cardiff city

Favourite moment in this league - Every Sunday when Mike tries to activate his voice commands on Xbox. Cracks me up every time!

Controller: Thrustmaster TX Leather edition with Pro pedals.
Assists - Everything off though i do use racing line now & then.

MATTLOVETT86

Mr Chatterbox
Fastest 8th place ever recorded
Current Constructors champion
Mackem
Hates the Scottish

Controller: Pad - As he can't afford a wheel because he is from the North

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ADAMLEE1994

ZUP3RDRY

A fellow Scotsman.
Also loves his Quaker Oats. Unlike Vapid though, this man quite likes contact sports and participates (or watches) American Football (Rugby with oversized helmets and pads). A reliable driver, honest and another one of the non assist drivers. Loves to shout at his pussy when it climbs across him or the TV whilst racing.
Controller: Unknown

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VAPIDCOOT74

Scottish and Ginger. Loves his Quaker Oats and Nicola Sturgeon. Normally drives with stabilsers. Cares not for a Battered Mars Bar but Loves Irn Bru.
Controller: Haggis

F1R3K1LL aka WEETAM

Another fellow Scotsman. Much more friendly than his team-mate. Doesn't know which sock to put on like choosing his Gamertag but competes (when he turns up) for the banter. Allegedly despises all that Vapid likes. We all believe he is a Secret Englishman in disguise.
Controller: Pad

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MBMOTORSPORTS2

Of Pensionable age.
One half of the Dangerous Duo; like any pair, there's always one angry one - this man is it. Struggles with Xbox One tecnology. Cortana or Xbox "Record That" is his greatest struggle in life. Has started swearing more and more because it won't just work for him. Loves Cordoroy trousers and assless Chaps.
Controller: Fanatec Wheel and god knows what else. Spent thousands on it. Still Cortana / Xbox won't work

NEALSON67

F1 Steward.
2nd half of the Dangerous Duo. Sits in a wooden box to race on the floor. Loves wine and is everyone's unforgettable creator of the "Whaaat the Faaaaack" catchphrase. As dependable as any, also of Pensionable age; can drive without assists and is just as fast. Also loves assless Chaps.
Controller: Unknown

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TATERTOTS2211

Terrortots.
Crashed out of more races than some of us have had hangovers. Fast in Qualifying but loses concentration when his Mrs wants him to take the dog for a shit. Quality FIFA player; and as with any FIFA player, can become angry - Has raged quit in recent weeks. Competitor.
Controller: Logitech G920 Wheel and Pedals

GRUMPIERLION221

Is believed to be a Dutch Porn Star.
Streams semi naked people whilst racing, impacting everyone's race due to poor bandwith connection although in recent weeks this hasn't been too bad. Must be off season. Fast. Whether thats his connection (doubt it) or his technique, one to watch for. Especially if has lag as will cause untold damage to your motor.
Controller: Unknown

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